Cut-Throat Capitalist Cat

Ever wanted to learn how to advertise your hot Product TM? Well now is your chance to learn from the best, most acclaimed advertiser in all of the American Capitalist Hellscape, Cut-Throat Cat! 

In this once in a lifetime opportunity, Cut-Throat Cat is opening the Advertising Academy halls to certify a certain lucky body, and grant them more than just a diploma, but a life long prosperous career as an Advertiser!  

Learn the dark secrets of power, previously gate-kept from the masses, and elevate yourself above your peers! Be the first to graduate and rub it in their faces when YOUR hot Product TM becomes the next best selling item since toothpaste!  

Give yourself over to the Cut-Throat ways, attend Cat’s lecture today!  

Sign your name on the dotted line and ignore the thing in the corner.